Posted 13 hours ago
I want to be wrapped in your arms, but instead you’re wrapped in my thoughts.
I miss you. (via jessielou24)
Posted 13 hours ago

24 Things That Secretly Turn Her On

reggiesfilthylittlesecret:

mindmackenzie:

randumb-shit:

lifejoy21:

Would you say these are accurate? 

24 Things That Secretly Turn Her On

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Totes like 19/24 of these things.. Come get me ladies.
#HA #imfunny

Most of this is true

#3 seriously. But all of them yes…

Posted 13 hours ago

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

(Source: miloserdie)

Posted 13 hours ago

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

My father will hear about this

(Source: micdotcom)

Posted 13 hours ago
It’s a fantastic thing for a man to love your brain but also want to take you to bed to make you forget your own name.
(via sexual-feelings)

(Source: kharper61)

Posted 13 hours ago

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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Posted 13 hours ago
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
Lemony Snicket (via theunquotables)
Posted 13 hours ago
assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod)

Posted 13 hours ago

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)